"Never let people get to you.
 They can only pull the trigger
 If you hand them the gun."
Original By Yana Toboso
Anonymous whispered:   
  Blowjob? or handjob?

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

awwww-cute:

My cat’s 19th birthday today! Kindergarten to Sophomore year of College

zerozerodecayratealgorithm:

imagine macklemore. mackleless. radiomacktive

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem)